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Bugs can ruin a picnic, all right. Hey. Wait a minute. What’s with the inter-insect prejudice? Can’t we all get along? Well, okay, the gnats don’t like mosquitoes. Who does? I will tell you this. I, gnat whisperer, Walt Jaschek, am the frequent target of mosquitoes. They looooove me. To bite me, that is. But I have found sure cures. These!
Right. Essential oils. A little dab of peppermint, or rosemary, or any of them, really, and the mosquitoes stay far away. Big bonus: you don’t smell like bug spray. You smell like an essential oil. You can go back inside proudly smelling yourself.
This has been a public service of Dang Gnats, Walt Jaschek, and Top 8 Essential Oils. You’re welcome.
Oh, ho! So that’s how heat index calculation works. We always thought so. But, you know, we bet a professional weather forecaster or meteorologist might disagree. Comments?
Walt Jaschek asks: Should we get this device?