Terranauts 2020

Action, Adventure, Done-In-One




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Dang Gnats!™ in “How A Certain Bug Can Really Ruin a Picnic”

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Bugs can ruin a picnic, all right. Hey. Wait a minute. What’s with the inter-insect prejudice? Can’t we all get along? Well, okay, the gnats don’t like mosquitoes. Who does? I will tell you this. I, gnat whisperer, Walt Jaschek, am the frequent target of mosquitoes. They looooove me. To bite me, that is. But I have found sure cures. These!

Right. Essential oils. A little dab of peppermint, or rosemary, or any of them, really, and the mosquitoes stay far away. Big bonus: you don’t smell like bug spray. You smell like an essential oil. You can go back inside proudly smelling yourself.

This has been a public service of Dang Gnats, Walt Jaschek, and  Top 8 Essential Oils. You’re welcome.

Dang Gnats!™ in “The Correct Method of Determining the Heat Index in Weather Forecasting”

Dang Gnats, Gag Strips, GIFS

Oh, ho! So that’s how heat index calculation works. We always thought so. But, you know, we bet a professional weather forecaster or meteorologist might disagree. Comments?
Walt Jaschek asks: Should we get this device?

Dang Gnats!™ in “A Tony-Stark-Like Secret, Meaning Not a Secret At All”

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Yeah, that’s not exactly a surprise, “Tony.” Cool armor, though.

By Walt Jaschek

P.S. Iron Man #1 still the best Marvel movie, arguably. The Avengers #1  in second place. Or, gnats don’t know, rotate the two. Call it a tie. We like these collections:


Dang Gnats!™ in “Great Dang Minds Think Alike!”

Dang Gnats, Gag Strips, GIFS


We love your dang goods, Dang Foods, and think you should consider sponsoring Dang Gnats! Or maybe WE should sponsor YOU! 😉

By Walt Jaschek

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Dang Gnats™ in “How to Succeed Through Visual Learning”

Dang Gnats, Gag Strips, GIFS, Uncategorized

It’s important for teachers to know various learning styles and to incorporate all of them. No, we’re just kidding, this strip is kind of gross, actually.

By Walt Jaschek

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Dang Gnats!™ in “True Feelings About Feel-Good Movies”

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We know how you feel, gnat. We know how you feel.

By Walt Jaschek

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Dang Gnats!™ in “The Naked and the Nude”

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Well, that was an important moment of self-realization!

By Walt Jaschek

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